Saturday, November 03, 2007

For those unhappy with the current 2008 candidate selection...

I offer you two pair of running mates that are sure to please.

This first pair will no doubt keep the country entertained with a mixture of patriotism, duty, and honor, putting their constituents' needs above their own. And, as stated as a strength in their ticket, "
Should the electorate find themselves not happy with the slate as elected, whoever is in second position will gladly assassinate the other in order to bring about a referendum."

The second pair should provide a level of stability and ability to manage crises unlike any other running mates in previous elections. In their case, should anything happen to the President, there are 8 others willing and available to take his place.

In the midst of this busy election season, I offer these two strong running tickets for your consideration.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, Lacy--LOVE IT! Terry liked it too--especially the Zathras one. Hope you're doing well! Blessings Janet

9:42 PM  
Blogger jeff.w.mcclung said...

Zathras attend Cabinet meeting... Zathras attend press conference... Zathras attend UN meeting... either way, is bad for Zathras...

11:02 PM  

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