This first pair will no doubt keep the country entertained with a mixture of patriotism, duty, and honor, putting their constituents' needs above their own. And, as stated as a strength in their ticket, "Should the electorate find themselves not happy with the slate as elected, whoever is in second position will gladly assassinate the other in order to bring about a referendum."
The second pair should provide a level of stability and ability to manage crises unlike any other running mates in previous elections. In their case, should anything happen to the President, there are 8 others willing and available to take his place.
In the midst of this busy election season, I offer these two strong running tickets for your consideration.