Animals hogging the news...

According to this story, a chicken crossing the street--jaywalking, mind you--was ticketed by a Sheriff's Deputy for impeding traffic.

Here, a dog in Nairobi saved an abandoned newborn girl, bringing her back to the dog's own litter until someone found her and took her to a hospital.

Now, this article says that the dog crossed a busy road and through barbed wire to reach her litter with the baby, but in Kenya, they apparently don't ticket dogs for crossing the street.